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Book Review: Arithmophobia: An Anthology of Mathematical Horror edited by Robert Lewis

Just in time for Pi Day, we have a special treat: David Simms reviews a brand new anthology of mathematical horror,  Arithmophobia!  Now that I think about it, I’m shocked that I haven’t seen more come my way: centuries ago poets were writing about “fearful symmetries”

Speaking of Pi Day, the Monster KId thought ahead and brought home a banana cream pie to celebrate. We’ll see how long it lasts.

 

cover art for Arithmophobia: An Anthology of Mathematical Horror edited by Robert Lewis

Arithmophobia: An Anthology of Mathematical Horror edited by Robert Lewis

Polymath Press. 2024

ISBN-13 ‏ : ‎ 978-1961827042

Available: Paperback, KIndle edition

Buy: Bookshop.orgAmazon.com

 

Many people simply hear the word “math” and their anxiety spikes. Can you blame them? Just the thought of algebraic equations, functions, or those concepts that blend numbers, letters, words, and scientific terms often causes math-phobes to twitch, sweat, eyes to roll, and worse. Yet somehow, somewhere, there exist creatures who do enjoy this discipline. They find comfort in the numbers, patterns, and alchemy that math holds.

 

Some believe that the subject can conjure up darker solutions. No, it’s not calculus or the dreaded word problems on the SAT. Robert Lewis has collected some of the finest, fiendish minds to pen thirteen tales on this realm of academic hell, along with a poem to alleviate the fears of the triskadekaphobics out there. It’s not much of a comfort, except for those who find it in the numbers.

 

The stories within are worth the adventure, although some will be loved by those in love with mathematics more than those who fear it. Still, each one has some allure for various readers.

 

While this reviewer finds all things mathematical  horrendous and spawned from the depths of Hades, that is a bias which yields some pleasures in this book. Four stories particularly stand out. Elizabeth Massie, a former science teacher, opens the anthology with “One Two, Buckle My Shoe”, a short, but effective opening story which discusses Janie, a woman stuck caring for her ailing mother. Her only escape is a part-time job at the dollar store, unless you count her love of numbers. It’s an obsession given to her by her mother, for reasons made clear as the story creeps by. Massie has a great skill in marrying the frightening with the absurd, which is on full display here.

 

“Manifold Thoughts”, written by physics teacher Patrick Freivald, creates math that communicates with the characters– and much more, something that is incomprehensible.

 

Sarah Lazarz’ wonderful “They’ll Say It Was the Communists” is likely the most intriguing of the lot, Its tone harkens back to the 20th century (the decade is unknown, but the protagonist, Leslie, works in an office building and payphones are still a thing). To rise up in the company, math problems must be solved – yet what’s on the other side? This one sticks.

 

“Trains Passing,” by Martin Zeigler, becomes the centerpiece, in a way. It’s the ultimate word problem. Those who have lingering nightmares about the SAT or other ignorant standardized tests will fall headfirst into this tale of a passenger dead set on solving the ultimate practical math problem. She’s joined by another, who happens to have her own reasons for solving the traveling train dilemma. This should make it onto the next big exam.

 

Overall, Arithmophobia is a fun, intriguing read that will remind the reader how terrible those math classes were– or inspire number lovers to keep swimming through  formulas and equations that, hopefully, don’t lead to the dark solutions found between the covers of this book. .

 

Book Review: Double Barrel Horror, Volume 2 edited by Matthew Weber

Double Barrel Horror Volume 2

Double Barrel Horror Volume 2 edited by Matthew Weber

Pint Bottle Press, 2017

ISBN: See individual reviews for individual ISBN numbers

Available: Kindle edition

 

Double-Barrel Horror Volume 2 is a series of stand-alone short ebooks, published separately but marketed as a collection. each with two stories by a specific author, which will eventually be collected as a paperback. In the meantime, each ebook is available separately on Kindle.

At the beginning of each of these short ebooks, there is a well-placed warning for readers preparing to go through these tales of terror: “Double-Barrel Horror is a series of fictional horror stories. They are likely to include death, graphic violence, profanity, blasphemy, sexual content and other themes and images that commonly disturb. If you can’t deal with these themes in your fiction, then you should avoid this book.” It would be wise for a potential reader to take this to heart before opening any of these tomes. I have included some warnings with my brief reviews. You’ve been warned…

 

 

“Punk Rock Horror”/”Holes” by Chad Lutzke

ISBN: 9781945005800

Available: Kindle edition

 

In “Punk Rock Re-Animator,” a young man is dragged to his first punk show by his friend, Mike, who promises that it will be the experience of a lifetime. Once he’s in the venue, he starts people-watching. For a little while, it’s nothing out of the ordinary—just a crowd of people wanting a good time. Then he spies the man he calls The Professor. The latter is watching the crowd intently. The evening really picks up after The Professor pulls out the syringe with the glowing green fluid, and injects two people who will never be the same again. Warning: this one gets gory.

“Holes” presents another interesting tale of observation.  Manny Steven is a very bad kid. His neighborhood antics have worn down the people in the neighborhood, children and adults alike. The narrator is no different. He’s alone in the world after the death of his dog, Quincy, for which Manny is responsible. The narrator spends some of his days with a pair of binoculars at his window. He vows never to look inside the privacy of others windows, he strictly relegates his viewing to the street. All is going well until he breaks this promise and his eyes wander over to the Stevens’ apartment where he sees a most disturbing sight. It looks like someone has figured out the best revenge to take on young Manny, and one by one the neighbors are joining in. Warning: torture

 

 

“There Will Be Angels…”/”Marlene the Magnificent” by John Boden

ISBN: 9781945005800

Available: Kindle edition

 

“There Will Be Angels” is the story of a young boy, chained, locked, and alone in a room with nothing but a few tins left of cat food and his angels. Something has happened to his captor. The passage of time is not clear, and he is delirious from hunger and thirst. But his angels watch over him from their permanent places on the ceiling and the walls, and he has faith that his angels that will save him. Warning: child abuse

“Marlene the Magnificent” is…interesting. Marlene is a very popular act for children’s parties, and Timothy Brushett’s parents were able to book the unusual act, sparing no expense. I’m not sure that I would assign the word “magnificent” to Marlene, but she certainly wows the crowd. Warning: a lot of weird sexual content

 

 

“Black Rock Boys”/ “The Perfect Figure Eight” by Simon Dewar

ISBN: 9781945005855

Available: Kindle edition

 

In “Black Rock Boys,” three teenage boys are out in the woods late at night when the school bully, Richie, shows up with an armed friend. What happens when the narrator runs to the black rock covered in runes asking for help? Only he knows, but the next thing he remembers is waking up in the safety of his home. When he shows up to school, he’s different, changed somehow. This story was very Lovecraftian in tone and is a truly great read.  Warning: bullying

“The Perfect Figure Eight” is another tale set around the high school years. Pete loves racing movies, his bike, and his dog. And a girl named Katie. New neighbors move in next door, and Pete finds the new girl, Jessica, is less than polite when they meet. One afternoon, Pete goes to the movie store for another rental of his favourite film and finds himself recommending a title to Katie and her friend. He’s elated as he rides home, and decides to take the most dangerous path, speeds down the hill toward a jump, and eats it…hard. It leaves scarring that becomes the target of Jessica’s bullying. It all comes to a head when he finds Jessica tormenting his beloved dog. They make a deal. Jessica will leave the dog alone so long as he takes the same ride again. He makes one small modification to the plan. Warning: bullying, violence against animals

 

“Shellfish”/”Exile” by Karen Runge

ISBN: 9781945005862

Available: Kindle edition

 

In “Shellfish,” the narrator just wanted to remember the seaside trip she took as a child by herself, but when her lover Tom suggests they go together, she says yes anyway. She’s angry. When they arrive at the hotel, the receptionist remembers her and reminds her of the name David. David, who followed her everywhere when she and her family vacationed there so long ago, who annoyed her as much as Tom is annoying her now. Slowly, memories come back, and her anger and annoyance grow. Warning: brief mention of sex

“Exile”: This is told in second-person which actually works well for this story. It focuses on Elise, who is told she needs to take a vacation. She wants to get away from the day to day noise, to be utterly alone. However, when she succeeds in this endeavor by staying in a secluded house, even the sounds of nature encroach on her surroundings. When she tries to take care of the yard on her own, something terrible happens. But, she just wants to be alone…Warning: a lot of blood, sexual content

 

 


“Roadkill”/”The Getaway” by Patrick Freivald

ISBN: 9781945005831

Available: Kindle edition

 

In “Roadkill,” Jim is driving Gina to work when they see something in the middle of the road. They can’t believe what they see emerging from the animal splayed out in the road. After calling 911 to report it, they both get out to take a look at the thing in the road. Could that really be a child climbing out of the mass in the road? Warning: sexual content, gore

“The Getaway” is the story of a robbery and carjacking gone terribly wrong. After the shooting of their friend Jimmy, Alan and Bud drag an old man out of his own vehicle. As they are driving, they hear knocking coming from the trunk. Jimmy dies in the car, and the remaining failed robbers pull over to dump the body. The knocking gets frantic so they open the trunk to find a bound woman screaming to be taken back to her captor. Warning: gore, gore, and more gore

 

 

“Blinky”/”The Midnight Show” by M.B. Vujacic

ISBN: 9781945005824

Available: Kindle edition

 

“Blinky” is the last person you want to be with on the road, especially if you are a foul-mouthed whippersnapper. Emily’s brother Rod is complaining about the old man behind them who won’t back off his bumper. At the red light, the old man gets out of his vehicle and approaches Rod and Emily, loudly and rudely complaining about Rod leaving his blinker on. After a heating exchange, the old man, who Rod nicknamed Blinky, shoots Rod in the head. Emily takes off, with Blinky and his gun close behind. He kills anyone who gets in the way of his elusive target. What follows is, put simply, is a bloodbath. Warning: gun violence, blood

“The Midnight Show” has a very Lovecraftian feel to it. A traveling circus comes into town, and it’s less than stellar. Will hates it, but Clyde is distracted by a girl named Sombra, the daughter of one of the clowns. She invites them to The Midnight Show, which is guaranteed to be much better than anything the regular show has to offer. Warning: sexual content, blood, eldritch horror

Each of these authors present tales of terror that, while short, sit with the reader for a long time after finishing them. Weber selected some great authors for Double-Barrel Horror Volume 2. It’s clear he has an eye for horror. Recommended for those with ironclad stomachs.

 

Contains: See individual reviews for specific content warnings.

Reviewed by Lizzy Walker